Haikus... Prostitution...
With the wake of the Eliot Spitzer scandal, we decided to focus a bit on the dirty side of life...
The entries:
Doree
wow, prostitution
is where the money is at
Me love you long time
oldest profession
dates back before W.B. Mason
need to change my job
Governor of state
At home, has wife and three kids
What a big dumbass
Mark
Night creatures dwelling
look for a piece of action
a girls sells herself.
Jen
Oh yeah, baby, yeah
That's the spot! Against the wall!
Near the camera
Jacky
Brain is mush today
Prostitute haiku undone
Sorry Josh, next time
Linda
he slows down the car
she asks him... whattya want?
a Cleveland steamer?
Amy
Gone, with no goodbye
A hug is the penalty
All is restored
(note: she is aware that this was just a random haiku and not related to the subject above...)
Jodi
spitzer paid for his
what would hilary say now
monica was free
Sara
the whorebag you are
taking money from me now
boobies boobies boobs
Steve
my name's not spitzer
i'll do you in the shitzer
but i won't get caught
Sara
see you on the street
gonna ask you for a treat
oh no, you're a dude!
Sara
like ron burgandy
go back to whore island whore
can i write a check?
I have to give today's winning drink to Doree for her "dumbass" haiku. If for no other reason, it really summed up how I personally felt about the whole situation. The guy's a dumbass. Who has the world at your fingertips and does something like this? The answer... A Dumbass. Secondly, yesterday's Haiku re: "workplace safety" was a giant bust. Only Jacky sent some in... four in total, which where all quite awesome. He probably would have won regardless but now wins by default. Next contest... Free Form! Any subject you want...Send your Haikus to Haiku @T j0shua D0T.com
PS: Jacky's Haikus were as follows:
Afternoon munchies
Ambien samples look yummy
Woke up on Sunday
Itchy little toe
What can help me subdue it?
Soldering iron!
Set current half Amp
TENS electrodes on my crotch
Who needs Viagra?
Unit wouldn't turn on
That capacitor looked hot
I had a finger
Comments
You're the governor of New York, and you can't find a 22-year-old to have sex with you *not* for money?
(testing comments...)
Posted by: Kevin | March 13, 2008 5:01 PM
Woot! Comments work now!
Nobody told me they broke.
Kevin saves the day.
Posted by: joshua | March 13, 2008 5:17 PM
I am really against capital punishment, but people like this make me want to see public hangings brought back.
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