Daylight Savings Time Haikus
Ellen
So hard to wake up
Rays of sun are barely there
Saved instead for night
Jacky
Hold my pillow tight
Going back to the future
Time travel tonight
Daylight savings time,
does not help my head. Give me:
Mental savings time
Something in my eye
Sleep deprivation again
DST sucks balls
What is an hour?
Such a costly anal pain
Really, why bother?
Jodi
daylight savings time
welcome back spring and summer
happy birthday lou
Mark
Spring forward, fall back
wish this was Arizona,
would not have to deal....
Jean
Daylight savings time
Not observed here in AZ
Now 3 hours behind
Sam
Turn my clock ahead
It's so good to see the sun!
Summer is here soon.
Linda
Daylight savings time
This topic was my idea
And I’ve got nothin
Update: Upon further reflection, I really like Jacky's time travel one. It's not funny but it's the most poetic. Linda would probably have some disparaging comment about it liking it to playing D&D (just kidding!!!) so I'm going to give it first place.
No clear winner (or loser?) today. I felt that they were all good but nothing stood out as above and beyond. Clearly a lot of people are ready for the summer. Except those in Arizona, you just suck for not having snow or cold weather and taunting us w/ your "I'm playing volleyball in the sand tonight" comments. Today's contest, in the honor of the current governor of NY, Eliot Spitzer: Prostitution. Please submit to: haiku@joshua.com
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